I don't know if you irrigate or not? But if not, at least you could set some sprinklers on that small amount and leave your beautiful kids in charge
You seem to have it working now except for your grass.
I would:
Check out a soil sample for it's needs - lime, etc.
Re-Sod and take care of it use the grass best suited for location.
It is small enough that you could give it the applications needed yourself, easily available cheap, but you need to know what they are 1st.
Don't forget the water (pond water
) Pool Water changes to a sprinkler for the yard and plants in addition to your kids' chores.
Weed/Insect Control - Just need to find out what to use and apply when necessary, Not often!
Occasional Fertilizer (cheap)
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